Two weeks ago an actual Male mail man asked me out. YES he really did...I have no idea what he was thinking. He is 40 YEARS OLD. Sick. I consider him to be a very old "book"....more specifically an old book with red curly LONG hair... luckily ever since then I have been able to avoid him. Today I saw him...it was awkward. One thing I like about fictional books is that if you feel awkward while reading them, no one is around to see your great facial expressions or witness your awkward/polite chuckles. When the mail man comes in everyday I am full of awkward faces. Anyway story short I will pass on reading this ancient "book".